Ketekaneochatin. 05/01/2004 - 17:38. Sociedad
¡Malditos sean los niños de la cabalgata de este año! Parecía que iban hasta los ojos de Valium, no tenían fuerza ni para lanzar los caramelos a más de un metro de las cutre-carrozas de cartón piedra. Iban con los ojos semicerrados y encogiéndose de hombros.

Pero lo peor de todo son las viejas que se meten entre la gente a empujones para coger dos cochinos caramelos. ¡Señora, que por 3€ le dan una bolsa llena! Menos mal que el ir a la facultad en autobús curte mucho y las he mantenido a raya con la técnica codo-en-costillas. Al tercer codazo se baten en retirada (increible, tienen que recibir 3, no aprenden al primero). Bueno, otro día hablaré de otras técnicas que aprendí en el autobús, como la de no-mires-a-los-ojos a los prendas que te quieren contar su vida para ahorrarse un psicólogo.

Pues eso es todo amig@s, espero que los reyes se porten bien con vosotr@s (parezco Carmen Sevilla).
Muy cierto
adobo en su salsa. 06/01/2004 - 07:09.
Buenas, ayer fui a la cabalgata como casi todos por tradición, y me fijé en lo que dices. Era un milagro que te cayera un caramelo cerca, es decir, cuando pasaba alguna carroza de algún rey (ejem...). Lo peor era que te miraban como diciendo "no tengo por qué tirarte caramelos porque estás muy lejos" cuando levantabas las manos.
Esta juventud.. XDD. Un saludín.
 
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Y cómo escapar?
plumpmedal. 06/11/2005 - 13:59.
Lo del contacto visual es verdad... Cuando de repente el tío te mira y empieza a soltarte el rollo mientras buscas como loco que se pare el autobus y te bajas donde sea...

Y cuando eso sucede, ves que el tío para y de inmediato vuelve a por otra víctima.

Hay peña que es muy profesional en estas cosas (lo de dar la barrila) con tal de no pagar un psiquiatra :-)

Saludines...

D-FENSE... ;-)
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Anónimo. 16/12/2005 - 19:09.
Eso lo mejor es llevar al niño a la cabalgata y saltarte el control policial, llevar una bolsa de caramelos y se los vas dando al niño mientras le dices:

-Mira tu padre lo que hace por ti...

Al chaval se le iluminan los ojos y te puedo asegurar que pensara que eres el mejor del mundo...XDDD

Para lo de los charlatanes del metro, lo mejor es darle la vuelta, empeorar lo que te esta contando como si fuera lo que te pasa a ti, al final sera el quien de la vuelta y huya despavorido...

Y ya puestos, te contare que hace tiempo en el metro, en un vagon semidesierto, entro una piva con unas domingas impresionantes y me las coloco bajo el sobaco, en aquel momento pense: "esto lo tendria que subencionar el gobierno".

:-)
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snooze. 03/01/2006 - 05:43.
todo lo ke os pase en la cabalgata lo teneis merecido.. a ke cojones vais a esa aglomeracion de familias muertas de frio y niños flipando de ver un concejal pintado de negro.... caramelos.... tenian ke tirar piedras, como hacia yo en mi pueblo cuanod fui rey mago
 
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Saruska. 03/01/2006 - 07:03.
Hace tiempo que no voy, pero la última vez que fuí a la cabalgata me lo pasé en grande.Tras la mala ostia inicial pq algunos graciosillos( que en vez de Valium llevarían anfetas en vena) tiraban los caramelos a dar y en la jeta a ser posible...en cuanto tuve mi puñadito de proyectiles caramelizados...se los tiré de vuelta con la misma mala ostia...y a dar.
 
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bettica. 06/01/2006 - 09:35.
mira n parte teneis razon xq ai muxos niños q tiran ls caramelo a mala leche,mas de una vez me lo han tirao y muxas veses se los he devuelto ab y ensima de to no lo tiran lejo lo tiran al lao d la cabalgata pero amo q n mi barrio(las 3000) hay tb cabalgata de reyes y os puedo asegurar que aki tiran mejo los caramelo qe los d sevilla. bueno 1 beso
 
De mas peso
puto rey. 10/01/2006 - 02:21.
Pues yo a ti te tiraria una piruleta de 50 kilos.
Las viejas y viejos
Javiere. 09/01/2006 - 20:02.
La cabalgata es una mierda, a menos que tu niño tenga 3 años y sea un animal irracional que solo caga y grita no sé qué cojones hacéis allí.

Las viejas, no son pellejas, vas tu sentado en ese valiosisimo asiento individual del bus en el que nadie puede molestarte hasta que la típica maruja de los cojones se acerca y te mira de todas las maneras como diciendo "quitate de mi sitio por derecho".

Lo mejor es repantingarse en el asiento y sonreirle, el acto se vuelve sublime si se acompaña de una ventosidad.
 
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hastily. 17/01/2007 - 12:24.
desde luego! remedio válido también pal pesao de turno, un pedo entre los ojos y llorará mucho más por el escozor que por sus penas.
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puto rey. 07/01/2011 - 12:47.
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